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Pipit - mais pourquoi?   ^^

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Whooever initiated this five bizarre things was either irrevocably evil or pure genius!

Planned to start off with: was born a girl, ended up in Bangkok streets after getting trafficked by the Indochina sex trade syndicate; ran off from mamma san, scaled up the embassy fence; went back to school, busted for “soliciting” and “possession”; was a junkie and sent to a rehab box by the court at the age of 18; decided to have a genital operation last year, and produced an off spring thru adoption. As good as it sounds, it woulndt been too believable … or, would it (???)

Dammit.

# never been on an Indonesian train. would love to. just for the «thrill».

# have no driving licence. neither can I drive a car. long saga!

# not too often, used up shampoo in place of soap while soapbars readily available.

# wanted to be a priest, at the age of six, and lived my life off in Tibet. do tibetan cowboys say “yeehaaa” too?

# hopeless, no chance whatsover, to ever properly pronounce a rolled “Rrrr”, no prob with the English and French R though. life's bizarre.

I’ll even throw coupla extra in: I take off my socks after work, walk barefoot for a few hours, don my Alpine socks to bed (absolutely thick & warm, for mountaineering) even in summer. I iron my shirts five minutes before I (have) wear it (lastminute.com.au should really employ me). I wear no personal accessory, no jewellery, no watch, no nothing … ever! And crack this: I don't mind turning into a tenor, Pavarroti move over, eerr.... he already did.

… siamo felici adesso, allora?

LOL