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Are you looking for a great weekend?
*Then look no further
*I have an opportunity for 2 people to enjoy water sports, Fishing or just doing nothing
*Accommodation
*BBQ and soft drink
*Boat and driver
*Fishing rods
*Kneebourd
*Ski Biscuit
*Music
*Camp fire
These things will be provided as well as some friendly people that like to drink, party and have fun
Happy bidding.
Australians are selling themselves off ebay. And cheap as fish & chips too. Err no, that’d be an understatement actually. At the final price, I’ll get myself two pieces of the latest iPod Nano and a set of ipod armbands for each day of the week thrown in!
Am rather undecided to label this an ultra-innovation of the twenty-first century economy, a transgressed way to make a buck or two in the digital era, or simply no-string attached fun piggybacking the ever popular online bidding site. And not only commoners such as you and my humble self, local celebrities too reportedly have put aside their inflated ego and joined the band: radio personalities auctioning a night with themselves (this one goes to a charity, I think); a celebrated chef promises a pamper of personalised menu and the best table in town; and some C-list musicians will string their latest quintet of serenade.
So to all the ladies out there ─since this page is mostly frequented by the gentler side of the sexes─ here’s your never-to-repeat-itself chance to have a grand time with not just one, or two, or three, but four true blue locally grown Aussie blokes, yes your very own men from Victoria (that’s the patch of land where Melbourne makes itself a capital). And the great news is it’ll cost you no more than an airfare, a bit of of your shopping allowance (yes, there will be enough left to get that newly launched fabulous maybelline non-stained water-proof longlasting mascara), and an undeterred sense of adventure!
To get in the running, hit search/ebay.com.au and slosh “4 blokes” before you hit the search button.
Running price AUD770.00 –that’s roughly USD577– as of 10 a.m. 10/02/06 Australian Eastern Standard Time.
And my being a nice dude as one should ever be, I’m making sure you don’t have to scour the ebayzonia, hover your cursor here. Ahhh and the comments are quite hilarious too!
On a second thought, anyone reckons this is actually illegal or against ebay business policy? Obviously bloody not, have a go at this 12 nights with a short cranky woman. Else, for the thrill seeker: win a date with a Lesbian Couple. All bids are still active at time of publication and no, no postage offered though local pickup may be arranged.
Quote of the day «a macchiato a day keeps the doctor at bay» aye ?